Ahhhh did you know?

Ok I know I’m super lag in the social media game, given that I’ve only started a twitter account 3 days ago. In my defense, I had one 3 years ago. I forgot all about it, then today I decided to figure out which bugger took my samanthasoh or samanthasohyuling and I found my old self @samanthasoh lol. D’oh!

ANYWAY, DID YOU KNOW THE SIMPSONS ARE ON TWITTER??? Omgomgomgomgomg lol. Go follow them! They’re HILARIOUS! Find Homer @HomerJSimpson and Comic Book Guy @ComicBookGuy. Bart’s there too but Homer and Comic Book Guy update more often and are super hilarious. Lol. Some of Homer’s tweets (btw he sounds way too intelligent on Twitter. You’ll know what I mean. A few of the following tweets are too smart for Homer):

The first person I saw when I opened my eyes was my loving Dad. So I shut my eyes and faked another 11 hours of coma.

Thinking about going to the gym. Sorry, mistyped. I meant the cheese-steak place.

Does anyone have something for a headache? By headache I mean Bart, and by something I mean an ice dungeon somewhere in Antarctica.

I’m so excited to watch that new porno show on Fox, “The X Factor!”

Marge tells me “The X Factor” is not porno but an English guy yelling at people trying to sing. Which to me is an incredible turn-on.

Have fun!

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One thought on “Ahhhh did you know?

  1. Ok so I can’t get myself to sign up for twitter…like I want to but then I don’t and I think twitter is the last social media site I don’t have na account for lol…i don’t think the simpsons being on twitter is tempting me!

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